Is this real life?

The other day I wanted Mexican food so I called someone up and I asked if she wanted to go out and eat Mexican food with me and she replied, “Ooh yeah, I love Taco Bell!” as if ‘Mexican food’ implicitly suggests Taco Bell which was both upsetting and confusing so I cried for hours said, oh no I meant like go to an actual Mexican restaurant - I looked a up a few downtown that look pretty good but she insisted, “No, if we’re getting Mexican food then I only want to go to Taco Bell; if we go anywhere else I won’t order anything.” so I cried some more frowned and went to bed.

…and that is the story of the time that I still want Mexican food. ;_;